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Ron Artest song Michael Michael

August 29, 2009 Leave a comment
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Crazy Bike Skills

August 29, 2009 Leave a comment

This guy does stuff on a bike that some people can’t even do on their feet.

What kind of bike is he using?

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TLC Continues to Amaze

August 28, 2009 Leave a comment

Ok, so I thought that “I didn’t know I was pregnant” was a pretty fucked up show, but “Toddlers in Tiaras” takes the cake. This show might be more disturbing than 2 girls 1 cup. I watched a full half hour episode the other day and was absolutely appalled at what I was seeing. Fat, Ugly, Gross mothers living through their daughters at the age of 2,3, and 4 years old who don’t even know what the hell their doing. The kids are pranced up on stage in little bathing suits with fake tans and fake eye lashes and doing all kinds of sexy moves and innuendos that most parents wouldn’t even let their high school girls get away with. I can’t wait for the follow up show in about 15 years on MTV or whatever called, “True Life: I was on Toddlers and Tiaras” and it’ll be about all of the kids over coming depression, anorexia, bulimia, drug addiction, and all of the classic fates that these poor girls are sure to have. But seriously if you haven’t checked this show out, you must. It is a painful look at one of the most depressing representations of American culture.

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Schism (or STDs?) in Viking’s Locker Room

August 28, 2009 Leave a comment
So I think most people have a pretty good idea what the word schism is, right? A division, a differing in opinions.

Here is the dictionary definition…

schism: (noun) a split or division between strongly opposed sections or parties, caused by differences in opinion or belief.

Apparently schism is a foreign and unknown word to the Minnesota Vikings.

[courtesy of ESPN] Recent reports revealed that there is/or was a “schism” in the Vikings locker room because many of the players have differing opinions of which QB will give the team the best chance to win – Favre, Jackson, or Rosenfels. When asked about the schism in the locker room, Favre replied:

“I don’t even know what that means.”

and later he added…

“I can assure you, I don’t think any guy in the locker room, me included, would use that word. We’d probably come up with something a little different. You guys have to come up with something a little more locker-room related.”

When DE Jared Allen was asked about the schism (the apparent rift in Viking’s locker room) he had this to say…

“I don’t think anyone on this team knows what schism means let alone use it in a sentence form. At first I thought schism was an STD, and I was like WOAH we practice abstinence here!”

>>Schism…STD?…abstinence?<<

>>”HEY KIDS…I practice abstinence and am schism free!!!”

Is your practice of abstinence the pullout method?  Maybe a vocabulary and sex education class should be added to their training camp practice plan.

It looks like it could be a tough year for the Vikings.

This sign reportedly hangs up in their locker room to remind them…

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All-time Great Commercial

August 28, 2009 Leave a comment

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Mr. Belding Revolutionizes Karaoke

August 28, 2009 Leave a comment

Dennis Haskins, A.K.A. “Mr. Belding” from the popular television series “Saved By The Bell,” is set to release a one-of-a-kind, first ever celebrity CD/DVD karaoke package on September 1, 2009 titled “Karaoke With Your Favorite Principal Dennis Haskins A.K.A. ‘Mr. Belding.'”

This CD/DVD combo package contains an audio CD with 7 karaoke songs. The purchaser can choose to sing along with Dennis, or sing solo to the additional instrumental tracks. The CD can be placed into a CD-G karaoke machine and lyrics will appear on the screen. The DVD contains interviews with artist and producer Dennis Haskins and behind the scenes footage of recording the project with co-producers Cody McCarver, new country artist and producer, and Mike Yarworth. “Karaoke With Your Favorite Principal Dennis Haskins A.K.A. ‘Mr. Belding'” will be available at http://www.amazon.com, http://www.dennishaskins.com and other retail and digital outlets.


Way to go, Mr. Belding.  I knew that we hadn’t seen the last of you.  Sure, you put on 100 pounds since you were the lovable principal of Bayside High, but you’re still the same man on the inside.  This should really make Belding some serious cash, I can’t think of anyone else in the world I would rather sing Karaoke with.  Could you imagine actually going out with Belding and getting shitfaced while performing some classic hits together.  Then you two could reminisce about all those times Zack Morris caused trouble but he was always there to bail the gang out of a sticky situation. Sounds like a flawless night to me.  I bet he does all sorts of drugs too.  Mr. Belding, you’re the coolest.



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A LATE REMINDER…

August 28, 2009 Leave a comment

Tonight is the season premiere of Fantasy Factory (9PM) and Nitro Circus (10PM) on MTV.

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